WWE Backlash

Last night at WWE Backlash there was a triple crowning of champions. In the Winners opinion the ppv was pretty predictable. Break it down by the matches

John Cena vs Edge (Last Man Standing- World Heavyweight Championship)- Before the ppv even started everyone had to know that Edge was going to win. After the draft both titles were on Raw and with Edge being a Smackdown superstar the title had to move back. After battling throughout the arena and vicious chair shots, Big Show intervened to deliver a chokeslam to Cena through a spotlight which was pretty sick and appropriate for the match.

Triple H, Batista, and Shane McMahon vs Randy Orton & The Legacy (WWE Championship)- With stipulations stacked against Triple H it was my prediction that he would still pull one out, but when he chased Orton out of the ring you knew it was going to come back and bite him. A vicious punt to the head when brawls broke out all over the ring was all the Orton needed to put down HHH and let the title change hands

Christian vs Jack Swagger (ECW Championship)- Let me just start by saying even though Swagger is considered the future, I still do not like him. He is to boring and I don’t think his character will go anywhere. None the less with Christian not being drafted it was going to start a feud and what better way then a title change.

The Ultimate Yankee Hater

Josh Beckett vs John Rocker
Today Josh Beckett was suspended for 6 games after throwing at ex-Yankee Bobby Abreu. He was not suspended during the game but was suspended today (Tuesday) for six games.
The legendary closer John Rocker for the Atlanta Braves was just an all around Yankee hater. He would complain about the subway in NY and was just a racist.

In the past ten years who is the biggest Yankee hater?

Who’s the Eva to end them ALL: EVA MENDES vs EVA LONGORIA

Who is the best Eva of them all… WE need to know. Is it the Spanish sensation Eva Mendes, or Little Leading Lady Eva Longoria. Let’s match them up

Eva Mendes: born March 5, 1974, she is best known for her roles in 2 Fast 2 Furious, Hitch, Training Day, Ghost Rider and We Own the Night. Mainly guy movies so we are assuming that she is cool hanging out watching a movie that you may actually enjoy. She has photographed naked for PETA showing that she is compassionate for animals, and for mens eyes, and she was also ranked #9 in the Maxim Hot 100 for 2008.

Eva Longoria: born March 15, 1975 and is best known for her role as Isabella on tv’s Desperate Housewives. She is the small girl with curves that no man can resist. Eva ranked number 1 on Maxim Hot 100 in 2006 and #4 in 2008.


For me it’s all about Eva Longoria… What your choice?

The 2009 MLB World Series

Just one day into the baseball season talks about the 2009 World Series are already circulating. Which teams strengthened their bullpens, pitching rotations, and filled their needs during the offseason put some that were playoff misses in 2008 into the forefront of 2009.
So here are my picks for the 2009 MLB World Series.

Representing the American League- The New York Yankees. With the acquisitions of CC Sabathia, Mark Teixeira, and AJ Burnett they now have one the of the strongest pitching staff’s in the league and a productive first baseman that can play everyday. Even though CC and Teixeira looked like a dud yesterday it was only opening day and they will definitely pick it up over the next few days. The Yanks are definitely looking forward to Alex Rodriguez returning in a month or so and his bat will be a definite upgrade to the line up. The only question with the Yankees is the production they are going to get from their outfield. There are age concerns with Damon, and Gardener is still unproven.

Representing the National League- The New York Mets- The Mets still have the big name pitcher in Johan Santana, and even though the only significant offense they have added was 40 year old Gary Sheffield the competition in the NL is not that strong. I don’t see them flopping at the end of the season for a third straight year and finally making a real playoff run.

The Winner--- It’s a repeat of the 2000 Subway Series and the Yankees are just too powerful this year ending their World Series drought. The Yankees are going to win it in 5 games with the captain Derek Jeter taking the MVP honors.

Dancing with the Stars: Boner Edition

Sorry guys there is no Winner in this one just a funny story and even better pictures. The Olympic gold medalist in the balance beam, and Silver medalist in the All Around SHAWN JOHNSON is competing in this the 8th season of DANCING WITH THE STARS. This family friendly show got just a little bit dirty this week.

Shawn Johnson is the youngest competitor in the shows 8 seasons at age 16. She is partnered with season 6 winner 22 year old Mark Ballas. On this weeks edition of Dancing with the Stars the two performed the lindy hop, but much to America’s surprise there was a little more than Shawn Johnson expected hopping out of Ballas’ pants.

If you take a look at these pictures it seems to be that Ballas was a little excited over rubbing up on his partner… wonder what may be going on behind stage?

Who do you think is going to win this season on Dancing with the Stars? I’m hoping for Steve-O and that he will staple his scrotum to his leg on the season finale and then do the Cha Cha just to spice things up a bit.

Mr. Vince “ShamWow” Shlomi Beats Down Stripper

Yesterday in Miami, the man known for his promotion of a SHAMWOW cloth beat down a stripper. The 44 year old Shlomi brought stripper Leana Harris, 26, to his room at Setai Hotel in Florida for sex. He paid her $1,000 before he kissed her, but she wasn’t to happy with what he was offering and bit his tongue and would not let go. That’s what explained the lacerations and fractures to her face, as reported by the Smoking Gun. She would then run into the lobby area of the hotel to dial for police.
To think Vince just wanted to go back to his room and do a little sham powing if you know what I mean and it ended up making him more famous than his catch phrase…. So Vince heres a little advice.. Next time carry around one of your cloths, you could have put it on her tongue and it would have sucked her dry and you could have then just thrown her outta the room.
ADVICE NUMBER 2--- team up with the snuggie people and make a liquid absorbent snuggie so you can snack stay warm and pee your pants and stay dry without ever having to leave the couch.

YOU NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9CbykawxIs

The Final Four

NCAA March Madness down to the best four teams in the country. Michigan State, UNC, UConn, and Villanova. Each one of these powerhouse teams just have something big about them and can all potentially win the National Title.
The BIG EAST is represented Connecticut and Villanova, the BIG TEN by Michigan State, BIG men (UConn's Hasheem Thabeet, UNC's Tyler Hansbrough and MSU's Goran Suton).
These four big name schools made sure that the powerhouses of the tournament and no seed lower then a three (VILLANOVA WHO CAN BE ARGUED AS A 2) can make it to the big dance. Last year all number one seeds made it to the final four. So is the NCAA making a shift to the big names returning to dominance. Will small schools like Davidson and George Mason no longer be able to make a splash in the tournament.
Well lets check out the picks for the rest of the tournament.

Villanova vs UNC- UNC is to strong and too experienced to go home at this point. They made it to far last year, and Tyler Hansbourough is looking for that national championship before he gets to the NBA. It will help his draft stock and its just about the only reason he stayed in school. Plus the fact Ty Lawson is the strongest point guard left and if he is 100% healthy there is no team that can match UNC.
Michigan State vs UConn- Hasheem Thabeet is a monster, but I think Michigan state can shut him down and go all the way to the big dance. Michigan State has played amazing in the tournament dismantling Louisville and I think they are going to do the same to another number one seed.

Kim Kardashian Photos

For all the Winners readers heres the first of two updates on the Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Reggie Bush Love triangle..

First lets just start with the piece that they are all fighting over… We all know pictures are retouched so heres a few of today’s pics of Kim Kardashian untouched….

2009’s Sexiest Woman Alive: Megan Fox vs Scarlett Johansson

I had to do this one for the guys. It’s pretty instinctual for every guy to watch a girl pass by, and for us to just glance a look—it doesn’t matter if we are with our girlfriends, wives, mothers and they are the greatest person alive, we just do it and sorry ladies but that’s just the way it will always be. I will be the first to admit that we are animals so don’t worry.

Today pits MEGAN FOX vs Scarlett Johansson in a straight up hottie off bikini contest. Now both women are gorgeous and I think just about any guy would drop their current piece for one of these two but their styles are completely different.

Scarlett is that classic look. Light skin, blonde hair, light eyes whole some look. Someone that you can take home to mom, but still with a killer body. I don’t know if any of you guys saw He’s Just Not that Into You, but just one word can describe her in that movie…damn

Now Megan Fox is that straight up sexy bad girl that no parent wants to see at home. Tattoos cover some of her body and the dark hair and gorgeous light eyes just give you a look like she is gonna rock your world.

The only thing in common with these two is that they both do comic movies. Megan Fox is in Transformers, while Scarlett Johansson does Iron Man.

AND THE WINNER IS

For me the dark hair and light eyes does it and Its Megan Fox all the way for me….. but am I cutting this contest short??

Do we need to throw in Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and maybe so others.. LET ME KNOW AND WE CAN DEBATE ALL DAY

The World Baseball Disaster

2009 saw the second ever World Baseball Classic… Let me first start by just saying, what is so Classic about it. Before the game I picked Japan to win tonight, but in the beginning of the tournament I picked the stacked Dominicans who played disappointing.
Let Winners just let you all know some of my gripes for this tournament that is supposed to pit countries biggest baseball stars against one another.
1. Players- It’s cool to be patriotic and all, but 95% of these players play in the MLB and live in America but are willing to play for the team that they find their roots in. Alex Rodriguez is born in America, speaks English, lives in America and plays for the YANKEES WHERE HE IS WAY OVERPAID and yet still runs to the DOMINICAN REPUBLIC when tourney time comes around
2. Timing- The MLB season in less than 10 days away, people are looking to the major leagues for baseball, not some ridiculous tournament. If it was played in December in warm areas then they may get more than 13,000 people at a game.
3. Injuries- These players such as Robinson Cano are going back to the teams that are paying them injured and less than 100%
4. Did anyone else find it funny that everything is in English no matter where it’s played. Japan’s jersey’s say Japan in English. If it’s supposed to be native to a country wouldn’t it be in Japanese?
The WBC is what the Olympics would be like if professional baseball players were allowed to play.
I must give props to the Japanese and Korean teams though. The majority of their players do play in the leagues of their country, and in 2009 they did dominate. But coincidentally it was an MLB PLAYER ICHIRO SUZUKI OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS WITH THE GAME WINNING RBI IN THE TOP OF THE 10TH INNING TO GIVE JAPAN THE 5-3 WIN OVER KOREA IN THE FINAL.
But Congratulations Japan on going back to back at the WBC
I think that if USA had some of its big dogs coming out to play baseball would officially be America’s pastime. But until these guys care about their country and not their paychecks (which will never happen) the only thing USA would dominate is the World Football Classic and no I am not talking about soccer.

Jonas Brothers Fan Club

Teeny Bopper Sensations
The Jonas Brothers Fan Club is one of the biggest in the nation right now… These three young men have dedicated themselves to celibacy and staying pure even though more young hot ass is being thrown at them right now then these three faggy singers could probably handle. This fan club that is exploding right now is allowing the members who visit Team Jonas to buy tickets to their new world tour early.

Lets face it, these three are not fighting anyone outside their circles except their 1995 clones the HANSON BROTHERS. So if they were to square up to see who the best three brothers band, who would it be?

Hailing from Wyckoff, New Jersey, the band consists of three brothers: Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Nick Jonas. Hanson was the older brother, the younger one and the one that looks like a girl. But still for me its Hanson all the way…
Nothing beats MMbop

Wedding Bells for Bruce Willis

He’s old and still a bad ass pulling in younger women. Yesterday Bruce Willis wed his girlfriend Emma Heming in the Turks and Caicos. The two have been dating since last year, and Bruce at 54 is 24 years Emma’s senior. It is Willis’ second marriage and Emma’s first.

On the other hand ex-wife and cougar Demi Moore has been married to Ashton Kutcher for awhile now.

So who did better—Bruce or Demi?

Winners says Bruce, he took some time after the divorce gathered his life, dated someone for awhile, made a movie and is getting his career back on the uphill. Plus the fact he would kick the crap out of Ashton in a fight.

He’s an action star. I can picture it now.. the two square up on the red carpet bumping shoulders, Ashton makes a stupid comment under his breath.

Bruce turns and punches him right in the face dropping him in one punch, gets right over his face and just goes

HEY ASHTON- YOU JUST GOT PUNKED BITCH

UPDATE: KIMBO SLICE

As a fight fan I like to keep my eye on up and comers. Internet street brawling sensation Kimbo Slice was all the rage for about a year. He was tearing up Elite XC even though he was fighting UFC wash-ups, until one day where scrub Seth Pertruzelli steps in for Ken Shamrock on hours notice and knocks Kimbo out in less then 30seconds.

So where is Kimbo now?

As of now nothing is scheduled, his contract is being negotiated with Strikeforce at the moment. There are rumors that he might go to pro boxing cause his ground game sucks.. Sorry Kimbo.

A match I could see is Butterbean v. Kimbo.

WWE Test: Dead at 33

Fight Fans again it is my duty to bring you more tragic news. Found at 8pm in his Tampa home was former WWE Intercontinental Champion and Tag Team Champion Andrew Martin, better known for his ring name Test. He had previously had problems with alcohol and steroids and semi-retired in 2007.

In his peak in the late 90s, he was regularly involved in storylines with The Rock, Triple H and the McMahon family.
He was just as popular outside of the ring and enjoyed high-profile relationships with Divas Stacy Keibler and Kelly Kelly.

Martin's last stint in the WWE lasted from 2006-2007 but he left under a cloud after falling foul of the company’s Wellness Policy.
The policy was introduced after the death of Guerrero – and strengthened after the Chris Benoit murder-suicides – partly to counter the painkiller abuse Martin had previously criticised.

His steroid problems also stopped rival wrestling company TNA from giving him a full time contract despite his success in the ring.

At this time no cause of death has been determined but Winners sends it’s deepest condolences to the Martin Family.

The Big East

It’s March, and for sports fans that means just one thing... MARCH MADNESS
The past two days have seen some of the east’s top power houses fall. Thursday saw
West Virginia topple #3 Pitt 70-64 , and in the wee hours of the morning in a 6 overtime thriller #20 Syracuse beats #4UConn 127-117.


So with the two of the Big East’s favorites falling on Thursday Winner’s has picked Louisville the top seed to win the Big East Tournament. I think that Syracuse is going to be to exhausted to play tonight, and WVU is no match for the powerhouses the east has.


Who are your picks to win the Big East?

Tapout: Charles “MASK” Lewis passes away at 45 in fatal car wreck

Fight fans today is a sad day, and will be a day of mourning—not of fighting. Like many of you I am a big fight enthusiast, and one of the most influential men in the fight game has passed away well before his time. Tapout founder Charles “Mask” Lewis has passed away in a fatal car accident early Wednesday morning. He was 45 years old.
Lewis and TapouT pioneered mixed martial arts fashion and gained notoriety in a unique way, by creating larger-than-life personas to market the clothing. Lewis called himself "Mask" and wore face paint while decked in camouflage gear with a large hat.
A 1977 Porsche coupe collided with Lewis' 2004 Ferrari Modena, crashing it into a light pole that destroyed the entire front of the car.
Jeffrey David Kirby, the driver of the 1977 Porsche, has been arrested for gross vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated.
The official TapouT website has confirmed the passing.
"It is with heavy hearts and great sadness that we must regretfully confirm the passing of our beloved friend, brother and co-founder Charles 'Mask' Lewis following a car accident that occurred last night," the website stated. "We are currently in the process of setting up a memorial service in his honor and will release more details as they become available.
"Many thanks to all for the outpouring of blessings and well-wishing during this incredibly difficult time."

Tool Academy

This Sunday brought America the Season Finale of Tool Academy. A show the brought the worst of bad boyfriends to look even crappier and then miraculously turn in model gentlemen. I must say this was a new low for reality tv.
The winner of the first season was the biggest loser in the house, Josh aka Tiny Tool who coincidentally had the largest, and I am sorry pig faced girl friend.
Now the show was supposed to be Mr. Awesome, which for these retards woulda meant who is the Manliest Man. So today fight fans we step away from the brawling look back on a season of crap television and take a look at who would have won MR. AWESOME?
It comes down to 3 GUYS
1. Matsuflex- the naked tool who has never slept with his girlfriend but is making changes. He looks like the stereotypical meat head and the typical looking tool.
2. Sean- 2 women who are both gorgeous. For every stereotypical retarded guy.. need I say more?
3. Celebrity- the break dance moves and constant attention

The Winner is – MATSUFLEX- THE NAME TAKES THE CAKE AND ANY MAN THAT CAN CALL HIMSELF MATSUFLEX AND NOT LAUGH HAS TO BE THE MAN


HYSTERICAL FEMALE POINT OF VIEW
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America’s Best Dance Crew Finale

Last night on ABDC Quest Crew was named the Season Three Champions beating out Beat Freaks. All three seasons have been won by all male Asian B-boy crews. With this the comparisons are endless. But I want your opinion of which championship crew has been the best and would win in a dance battle…

Jabbawockeez- Season1

Super Crew – Season 2

Quest Crew- Season 3

So which two crews would have to bow down to the Ultimate Americas Best Dance Crew

Sharon Osbourne vs Megan Hauserman

Former Playboy model Megan Hauserman has sued Sharon Osbourne, accusing the wife of rocker Ozzy Osbourne of pulling her hair out during the Rock of Love Charm School Reunion.
The two women had never seen eye to eye during the entire season and all the drama came to a head as the two traded insults over Sharon’s husband Ozzy. Megan called him from everything from a drugged out has been to insulting his ability in bed. Like any lady would react Sharon poured her drink on Megan’s head and proceeded to kick the crap out of her.
A civil lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday by Megan Hauserman, 29, who is basically just looking for another 15 minutes of fame. Her name has not been on tv lately and she in not appearing on I Love Money 2 on VH1.
Like Winners always does we see no reason for a lawsuit and think the issue can be settled back on the very stage the fight began. Because the two women are reformed ladies though (yea try to convince yourself of that too) this fight will never happen and it is my duty to bring you the play by play.
Lets face it Sharon had the first advantage she charged Megan and poured a drink on her catching the Playboy model off guard. If not grabbed by security she is able to grab the little blonde and throw her to the ground pulling hair, screaming obscenities nobody understands, and scratching. The wet Megan slides out from under the English death grip and takes her back biting her shoulders and trying to annoy her to death with her “I’m so hot” comments only further pissing off Sharon.

The Verdict: The Queen of Rock lives as she flips Megan over by her hair and popping Megan’s implant causing her to drop from Playboy to Hustler and out hopefully a career at the Bunny Ranch on HBO.

America’s Best Dance Crew Finale

Quest Crew vs Beat Freaks
This Thursday night at 10pm on MTV is the season Finale of Randy Jackson presents America’s Best Dance Crew. The third season has brought some of the best dance crews ranging from clogging to b boys to national spotlight. But now it’s down to the final two: QUEST CREW VS BEAT FREAKS
Last Thursday provided the audience with each crews final chance to dance for the viewers vote. This is a real life dance battle for $100,000.
My vote is going out for Quest crew. The fact that these b-boys are not only hitting sick tricks but doing actual choreography makes them the best crew of the season for me. They have had sick performances all season and as of the last two episodes have really outdone the Beatfreakz. Don’t get me wrong the girls have been really good all season never falling into the bottom two, but I think we are going to have to wait til season 4 for a female crew to be named America’s Best Dance crew.
There is no doubt that this season the best two crews made the finale, but I still think that Quest is way better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jPS25Hu4r4&feature=related

(QUEST FINAL PERFORMANCE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypkn2rEi3no&feature=related

(BEAT FREAKS FINAL PERFORMANCE)

Who do you think will win?

Round 2- Chris Brown vs Rihanna—The Follow UP

Headlining every news channel is the scandal of singer Chris Brown kicking the crap out of his girlfriend Rihanna. Nobody has the straight story of what exactly happened between the two, but all signs point to a definite angry beating on a woman. Winners has explored what would happen if the fight had been public with Rihanna taking revenge on her boyfriend knocking him out with a mind blowing headbutt with her massive forehead for the public humiliation of Brown.
So here are some updates since the beatings were exchanged—
1. Chris Brown now at anger management—his public image has taken a big hit with many faithful listeners boycotting his music
2. No charges against Chris Brown have yet to been filed
3. Chris Brown is reportedly staying at P. Diddy’s house in South Florida to try to get away from the media pressure

Winners says: Brown needs to step up to the plate, be a man and admit to what you did or suffer another beat down and break up from Rihanna