Monday, March 9, 2009

Tool Academy

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This Sunday brought America the Season Finale of Tool Academy. A show the brought the worst of bad boyfriends to look even crappier and then miraculously turn in model gentlemen. I must say this was a new low for reality tv.
The winner of the first season was the biggest loser in the house, Josh aka Tiny Tool who coincidentally had the largest, and I am sorry pig faced girl friend.
Now the show was supposed to be Mr. Awesome, which for these retards woulda meant who is the Manliest Man. So today fight fans we step away from the brawling look back on a season of crap television and take a look at who would have won MR. AWESOME?
It comes down to 3 GUYS
1. Matsuflex- the naked tool who has never slept with his girlfriend but is making changes. He looks like the stereotypical meat head and the typical looking tool.
2. Sean- 2 women who are both gorgeous. For every stereotypical retarded guy.. need I say more?
3. Celebrity- the break dance moves and constant attention

The Winner is – MATSUFLEX- THE NAME TAKES THE CAKE AND ANY MAN THAT CAN CALL HIMSELF MATSUFLEX AND NOT LAUGH HAS TO BE THE MAN


HYSTERICAL FEMALE POINT OF VIEW
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