A-Rod vs Michael Phelps

A Winners FIRST

Today we step away from the fight game and into another type of contest. The contest of WHO CAN DO MORE ILLEGAL DRUGS IN a 24 HOUR PERIOD?
Fittingly today’s contestants have been making news with excuses for what they did apologizing and saying that they have learned from their mistakes assuring the public that it will never happen again.
So with this we bring to you the players:
Alex Rodriguez vs Michael Phelps
Alex Rodriguez: Ht 6’3
Weight: 200lbs
Drug of Choice: HGH/Steroids
Motivating Factors: Was the youngest player to hit 500 homeruns and is the highest paid player in all of sports.

Michael Phelps: Ht 6’3
Weight: 175
Drug of Choice: Marijuana
Motivating Factor: To be 23 get high act stupid and have fun with his friends.

The race: Alex Rodriguez’ drug of choice is one with a longer lasting effect and is much harsher on the body. It is normal practice to only get shot with the drug 2 times a week, but in A-Rod’s case Madonna has been wearing him out and he is getting stuck up to an amazing 5 times a week. In Michael Phelps case his huge head allows for hundreds of bong rips in a day with little side effect.
The WINNER: NEITHER—DRUGS ARE STUPID AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN BY ANYONE—learn from their mistakes and don’t do the same in your own life.

Miley Cyrus vs Hannah Montana

Miley Cyrus was born on November 23, 1992 and is better known for starring as Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana in the television series Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel. It is unquestioned that she is one of the biggest teen stars of this generation with her music annoying parents across the nation.
In 2008 she released her Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert film which had the highest-grossing opening weekend for a film to be released under 1000 theatres
What Winners wants you the reader to help me determine is which personality is the bigger star?
Hannah Montana info-The series focuses on a girl who lives a double life as an average teenage school girl named Miley Stewart (played by Miley Cyrus) by day and a famous pop singer named Hannah Montana by night, concealing her real identity from the public, other than her close friends and family.
Miley Cyrus- Daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus she is often better known by her television name overshadowing her music career outside of the Disney channel. Even though she is collecting all of the paychecks at times she may think that her real life name is overshadowed by her fake character.

Ray J vs Reggie Bush

Like any great story ever told it usually begins over a woman. This story is no different. By most people Kim Kardashian is considered one of the world’s most gorgeous women. So some of you may be asking what’s the beef between the two? Ray J is out and Reggie is in—seems simple but like any ex looking to hype himself up Ray J has recently felt the need to bag on his ex and try to give the new guy who could whoop his ass some advice.
Stating on the Tyra Banks show that Reggie needs to just stay away for Kim and that she is only going to try and ruin his career that he should just stay away and that he is only looking to help another guy out. Plus the fact that he pokes fun at the fact of Reggie getting his sloppy seconds. In my opinion this has only been to get some press for his own reality show “For the Love of Ray J” where he tries to find his new love on a much less funny by no means entertaining version of Flavor of Love.
Reggie has stayed mostly quiet to the smack talk for one of two reasons
1. He knows Ray J is an embarrassment to the rap game
2. He has a real career and if he goes off his coach may get mad sit him and his numbers will get even worse

To me it’s quite obvious that Ray J WOULD GET WHOOPED IN A FIGHT SO AJ IS GOING TO BRING YOU THE PLAY BY PLAY ON THE WHOOPIN
Picture this Reggie does something rare and breaks a 20 yard rush for a touchdown and has the celebration dance of a life time planned. Seeing Ray J on Tyra he pulls a copy of the sex tape out of his shoulder pads throws it on the turf and stomps it out pointing to the crowd to Ray J taping an episode of his new reality show. Ray J looking for ratings charges the field and hits Reggie from behind. The brawl is on as the two men start exchanging lefts and rights out of the end zone, to the 10, the 20, the 30—they could go all the way. A halftime show breaks out as Jay-Z takes the stage rapping “Is that your Chick” as the two are at mid field. Kim charges the field as the prize is presented. Reggie dressed as a USC Trojan pulls out the big foam sword and takes a massive swing hitting Ray J and knocking him to a knee. Crawling to the side lines he picks up a big Gatorade jug and soaks Reggie weighing down the foam rubber suit and hitting him with a few cheap shots. An infuriated Reggie comes from the ground with a mortal kombat uppercut leaving Ray J to be scooped up by his sister Brandy and only Kim left to claimed as the prize.
Reggie goes picks up Kim and walks to the tunnel forgetting about the game and more on his future modeling career and sex tape leakage with Kim Kardashian.
What you think?

The Oscars- Rourke vs Penn

Tonight is the event that Hollywood waits for all year. The glitz and the glamour of the Oscars is coming to Los Angeles with the excitement of top fashion and projected award winners. The past few weeks’ two leading males have been very public with their intentions of winning best male actor.
As far as I am concerned all the trash has been pure hype for the fight that every movie go’er is looking forward to: The Wrester’s Mickey Rourke vs Milk’s Sean Penn.
As of late tension has done nothing but grow and get put into the public eye. A recent leaked text message supposedly revealed that Rourke had bashed Penn's performance in the Harvey Milk biopic.
The text message read:
Look Seans a friend of mine. I didn't buy his performance at all. Thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides he's one of the most homophobic people I kno. [sic] Rourke's win last night at the Golden Globe Awards put him one step ahead. He credited director Darren Aronofsky in his acceptance speech, but some viewers raised eyebrows about his conduct. According to the Hollywood Reporter:
Those hoping for some kind of freak show when Mickey Rourke showed up were not disappointed. In between talking about his comeback, Rourke managed to tell one poor lady to "sit down and cool it" when all she wanted to do was give him a better mike (and then later go, "You're not neurotic, are you?"), name off all his dogs -- Loki, Kid Chocolate, Le Negre, "some chick I was hanging out with at the time," some of whose names are engraved on his rings -- swear some and leave the stage by saying, "I got to go."
Naturally, PR reps deny that Rourke knows anything about that text message, and reps say that no Oscar feud exists between the actors. To me it sounds like a load of garbage and is a set up for what Mickey Rourke has been looking for from the WWE. A match at Wrestlemania 25, and like Winners always brings it to you—THIS MATCH WILL BE NO HOLDS BARRED

WHAT I AM ASKING FOR YOU THE READER IS A DEBATE ON WHO YOU THINK WOULD WIN THIS MATCH. THIS IS YOUR TURN TO BRING THE DEBATE TO ME