Monday, March 30, 2009

Mr. Vince “ShamWow” Shlomi Beats Down Stripper

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Yesterday in Miami, the man known for his promotion of a SHAMWOW cloth beat down a stripper. The 44 year old Shlomi brought stripper Leana Harris, 26, to his room at Setai Hotel in Florida for sex. He paid her $1,000 before he kissed her, but she wasn’t to happy with what he was offering and bit his tongue and would not let go. That’s what explained the lacerations and fractures to her face, as reported by the Smoking Gun. She would then run into the lobby area of the hotel to dial for police.
To think Vince just wanted to go back to his room and do a little sham powing if you know what I mean and it ended up making him more famous than his catch phrase…. So Vince heres a little advice.. Next time carry around one of your cloths, you could have put it on her tongue and it would have sucked her dry and you could have then just thrown her outta the room.
ADVICE NUMBER 2--- team up with the snuggie people and make a liquid absorbent snuggie so you can snack stay warm and pee your pants and stay dry without ever having to leave the couch.
YOU NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO

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