Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Ikki Twins

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And just when you thought the Double Shot at Love was over, the fight is about to get Ikki—Rikki and Vikki that is. These bi-sexual identical twins had the task of eliminating over a dozen men and women and finding one that could fulfill ones needs while the other just stays heart broken. Makes no sense…..Trust me America- I know. To me this sounds like a sister battle just brewing, and the few pushes shoves and catty remarks seen throughout the season just shows that the two girls have plenty of fire to bring it to the ring. This fight presented by Winners is a straight backyard brawl on the elimination set of A Double Shot at Love.
We know, Rikki’s gotten over the whole getting-dumped-by-Trevor thing and decided to give Vikki her blessing but in the back of her mind she has had pent up anger and sexual frustrations building up making her come out for a quick start of hair pulling and disses on how she looks better in her dress even though they are wearing the same exact thing.
Vikki then breaks out into a slew of how she is the better twin because she is the only one that can hold get a man. The two exchange bitch slaps and wild kicks and round one ends in a tie.
Round 2 starts off with a little more aggression. The crowd is only chanting Ikki Ikki Ikki as the two scantily clad women pose for the crowd when suddenly the backstabbing sister Vikki hits Rikki from behind with an oversized shot glass and puts her down for the count.
Dirty tricks prove victorious is her shot at love and in her backyard bash
This backyard brawl is brought to you by the good people of MTV.

According to America
Was Trevor worth fighting over?
No way -- Um, how many bisexual twin sisters do you have?! 39%
Duh -- Why didn't Rikki just get with Rebekah? Problem solved! 37%
Yes -- When it comes to love, it's every Ikki for herself! 24%

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Chris Brown vs Rihanna --the showdown

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As many of you know this past week the lovebirds known as Chris Brown and Rihanna were involved in a bit of a scruffle were the two had an altercation of the fists. Its reported that Rihanna has walked away with some bruises and cuts leading to Chris Brown being dropped from his Wrigley gum campaign. WHAT I AM HERE TO BRING TO YOU IS THE EVENT FANS WANT TO SEE KNOWN AS WHO WOULD WIN ROUND 1
CHRIS BROWN VS RIHANNA the cage fight
Let’s first start with footwork of Chris Brown, we all know that the man is light on his feet so he would be able to move around the ring pretty good dodging some blows that Rihanna may be able to throw at him, and everyone knows that with good footwork comes good dance arms which may allow him to throw a food good slaps her way (if the bruises were not proof enough)
Rihanna on the other hand has the man’s haircut which would have to be backed up with a few manly punches she would be able to throw. Lets not forget about the vocal pipes either and the fact that as a woman combined with those pipes she will be able to scream and complain until Chris can no longer take it plugging up his ears leaving his face and body wide open.

--The verdict--- A pissed off girl is out for revenge and Rihanna takes out Chris Brown with a stiletto in the second round further embarrassing Chris Brown and disgracing his manhood for beating on a woman.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Winners

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The place to debate who would win. Everything from classic sports teams to todays hottest celebrities