Dancing with the Stars: Boner Edition

Sorry guys there is no Winner in this one just a funny story and even better pictures. The Olympic gold medalist in the balance beam, and Silver medalist in the All Around SHAWN JOHNSON is competing in this the 8th season of DANCING WITH THE STARS. This family friendly show got just a little bit dirty this week.

Shawn Johnson is the youngest competitor in the shows 8 seasons at age 16. She is partnered with season 6 winner 22 year old Mark Ballas. On this weeks edition of Dancing with the Stars the two performed the lindy hop, but much to America’s surprise there was a little more than Shawn Johnson expected hopping out of Ballas’ pants.

If you take a look at these pictures it seems to be that Ballas was a little excited over rubbing up on his partner… wonder what may be going on behind stage?

Who do you think is going to win this season on Dancing with the Stars? I’m hoping for Steve-O and that he will staple his scrotum to his leg on the season finale and then do the Cha Cha just to spice things up a bit.

Mr. Vince “ShamWow” Shlomi Beats Down Stripper

Yesterday in Miami, the man known for his promotion of a SHAMWOW cloth beat down a stripper. The 44 year old Shlomi brought stripper Leana Harris, 26, to his room at Setai Hotel in Florida for sex. He paid her $1,000 before he kissed her, but she wasn’t to happy with what he was offering and bit his tongue and would not let go. That’s what explained the lacerations and fractures to her face, as reported by the Smoking Gun. She would then run into the lobby area of the hotel to dial for police.
To think Vince just wanted to go back to his room and do a little sham powing if you know what I mean and it ended up making him more famous than his catch phrase…. So Vince heres a little advice.. Next time carry around one of your cloths, you could have put it on her tongue and it would have sucked her dry and you could have then just thrown her outta the room.
ADVICE NUMBER 2--- team up with the snuggie people and make a liquid absorbent snuggie so you can snack stay warm and pee your pants and stay dry without ever having to leave the couch.

YOU NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9CbykawxIs

The Final Four

NCAA March Madness down to the best four teams in the country. Michigan State, UNC, UConn, and Villanova. Each one of these powerhouse teams just have something big about them and can all potentially win the National Title.
The BIG EAST is represented Connecticut and Villanova, the BIG TEN by Michigan State, BIG men (UConn's Hasheem Thabeet, UNC's Tyler Hansbrough and MSU's Goran Suton).
These four big name schools made sure that the powerhouses of the tournament and no seed lower then a three (VILLANOVA WHO CAN BE ARGUED AS A 2) can make it to the big dance. Last year all number one seeds made it to the final four. So is the NCAA making a shift to the big names returning to dominance. Will small schools like Davidson and George Mason no longer be able to make a splash in the tournament.
Well lets check out the picks for the rest of the tournament.

Villanova vs UNC- UNC is to strong and too experienced to go home at this point. They made it to far last year, and Tyler Hansbourough is looking for that national championship before he gets to the NBA. It will help his draft stock and its just about the only reason he stayed in school. Plus the fact Ty Lawson is the strongest point guard left and if he is 100% healthy there is no team that can match UNC.
Michigan State vs UConn- Hasheem Thabeet is a monster, but I think Michigan state can shut him down and go all the way to the big dance. Michigan State has played amazing in the tournament dismantling Louisville and I think they are going to do the same to another number one seed.