Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Sharon Osbourne vs Megan Hauserman

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Former Playboy model Megan Hauserman has sued Sharon Osbourne, accusing the wife of rocker Ozzy Osbourne of pulling her hair out during the Rock of Love Charm School Reunion.
The two women had never seen eye to eye during the entire season and all the drama came to a head as the two traded insults over Sharon’s husband Ozzy. Megan called him from everything from a drugged out has been to insulting his ability in bed. Like any lady would react Sharon poured her drink on Megan’s head and proceeded to kick the crap out of her.
A civil lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday by Megan Hauserman, 29, who is basically just looking for another 15 minutes of fame. Her name has not been on tv lately and she in not appearing on I Love Money 2 on VH1.
Like Winners always does we see no reason for a lawsuit and think the issue can be settled back on the very stage the fight began. Because the two women are reformed ladies though (yea try to convince yourself of that too) this fight will never happen and it is my duty to bring you the play by play.
Lets face it Sharon had the first advantage she charged Megan and poured a drink on her catching the Playboy model off guard. If not grabbed by security she is able to grab the little blonde and throw her to the ground pulling hair, screaming obscenities nobody understands, and scratching. The wet Megan slides out from under the English death grip and takes her back biting her shoulders and trying to annoy her to death with her “I’m so hot” comments only further pissing off Sharon.
The Verdict: The Queen of Rock lives as she flips Megan over by her hair and popping Megan’s implant causing her to drop from Playboy to Hustler and out hopefully a career at the Bunny Ranch on HBO.

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