He’s old and still a bad ass pulling in younger women. Yesterday Bruce Willis wed his girlfriend Emma Heming in the Turks and Caicos. The two have been dating since last year, and Bruce at 54 is 24 years Emma’s senior. It is Willis’ second marriage and Emma’s first.
On the other hand ex-wife and cougar Demi Moore has been married to Ashton Kutcher for awhile now.
So who did better—Bruce or Demi?
Winners says Bruce, he took some time after the divorce gathered his life, dated someone for awhile, made a movie and is getting his career back on the uphill. Plus the fact he would kick the crap out of Ashton in a fight.
He’s an action star. I can picture it now.. the two square up on the red carpet bumping shoulders, Ashton makes a stupid comment under his breath.
Bruce turns and punches him right in the face dropping him in one punch, gets right over his face and just goes
HEY ASHTON- YOU JUST GOT PUNKED BITCH
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