Today we step away from the fight game and into another type of contest. The contest of WHO CAN DO MORE ILLEGAL DRUGS IN a 24 HOUR PERIOD?
Fittingly today’s contestants have been making news with excuses for what they did apologizing and saying that they have learned from their mistakes assuring the public that it will never happen again.
So with this we bring to you the players:
Alex Rodriguez vs Michael Phelps
Alex Rodriguez: Ht 6’3
Weight: 200lbs
Drug of Choice: HGH/Steroids
Motivating Factors: Was the youngest player to hit 500 homeruns and is the highest paid player in all of sports.
Michael Phelps: Ht 6’3
Weight: 175
Drug of Choice: Marijuana
Motivating Factor: To be 23 get high act stupid and have fun with his friends.
Weight: 175
Drug of Choice: Marijuana
Motivating Factor: To be 23 get high act stupid and have fun with his friends.
The race: Alex Rodriguez’ drug of choice is one with a longer lasting effect and is much harsher on the body. It is normal practice to only get shot with the drug 2 times a week, but in A-Rod’s case Madonna has been wearing him out and he is getting stuck up to an amazing 5 times a week. In Michael Phelps case his huge head allows for hundreds of bong rips in a day with little side effect.
The WINNER: NEITHER—DRUGS ARE STUPID AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN BY ANYONE—learn from their mistakes and don’t do the same in your own life.
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