Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Ray J vs Reggie Bush

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Like any great story ever told it usually begins over a woman. This story is no different. By most people Kim Kardashian is considered one of the world’s most gorgeous women. So some of you may be asking what’s the beef between the two? Ray J is out and Reggie is in—seems simple but like any ex looking to hype himself up Ray J has recently felt the need to bag on his ex and try to give the new guy who could whoop his ass some advice.
Stating on the Tyra Banks show that Reggie needs to just stay away for Kim and that she is only going to try and ruin his career that he should just stay away and that he is only looking to help another guy out. Plus the fact that he pokes fun at the fact of Reggie getting his sloppy seconds. In my opinion this has only been to get some press for his own reality show “For the Love of Ray J” where he tries to find his new love on a much less funny by no means entertaining version of Flavor of Love.
Reggie has stayed mostly quiet to the smack talk for one of two reasons
1. He knows Ray J is an embarrassment to the rap game
2. He has a real career and if he goes off his coach may get mad sit him and his numbers will get even worse

To me it’s quite obvious that Ray J WOULD GET WHOOPED IN A FIGHT SO AJ IS GOING TO BRING YOU THE PLAY BY PLAY ON THE WHOOPIN
Picture this Reggie does something rare and breaks a 20 yard rush for a touchdown and has the celebration dance of a life time planned. Seeing Ray J on Tyra he pulls a copy of the sex tape out of his shoulder pads throws it on the turf and stomps it out pointing to the crowd to Ray J taping an episode of his new reality show. Ray J looking for ratings charges the field and hits Reggie from behind. The brawl is on as the two men start exchanging lefts and rights out of the end zone, to the 10, the 20, the 30—they could go all the way. A halftime show breaks out as Jay-Z takes the stage rapping “Is that your Chick” as the two are at mid field. Kim charges the field as the prize is presented. Reggie dressed as a USC Trojan pulls out the big foam sword and takes a massive swing hitting Ray J and knocking him to a knee. Crawling to the side lines he picks up a big Gatorade jug and soaks Reggie weighing down the foam rubber suit and hitting him with a few cheap shots. An infuriated Reggie comes from the ground with a mortal kombat uppercut leaving Ray J to be scooped up by his sister Brandy and only Kim left to claimed as the prize.
Reggie goes picks up Kim and walks to the tunnel forgetting about the game and more on his future modeling career and sex tape leakage with Kim Kardashian.
What you think?

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